Top Ten Words Not To Say on a First Date
May 22, 2008
The headline speaks for itself—and please keep in mind, this is just a collection of words that might result in an adverse reaction from yours truly. I’m sure you have your own. Here goes (in no particular order):
1. Taint
2. Moist
3. Penetration
4. Bromance
5. Tinkle
6. Panties
7. Necrophilia
9. MILF
10. Cervix
May 22, 2008 at 8:42 am
You forgot “anal rape”.
May 22, 2008 at 8:45 am
Blasted! I’m so stoopid!
May 22, 2008 at 5:08 pm
OK, but what if he managed to use them all in one sentence? That might be at least a little impressive.
May 23, 2008 at 10:09 am
Say it taint so!
May 26, 2008 at 11:51 pm
My girlfriends and I also like to call the taint “gooch”. It has a nice ring to it. Rolls off the tongue much easier, but still probably a bit inappropriate for a first date.
May 27, 2008 at 3:11 am
Commitment!
May 27, 2008 at 7:07 am
Pregnancy – never a pleasant first date topic
May 27, 2008 at 8:25 am
Marryage! That’s number 1!
May 27, 2008 at 8:43 am
I collect buttons!
May 27, 2008 at 4:01 pm
I left a woman somewhat non-plussed when I said the word “jism”. It was a harmless anecdote about something or other, cannot quite remember what now. It failed on 2 points. #1: She didn’t know what it meant, so explaining that its a crude slang term for semen was embarrassing for both of us. #2: Talking about such fluids on a first date and over dinner, wasn’t particularly the right time or place.
We had a second date though. It was very nice and there was no mention of bodily fluids or any crude slang phrases. There was never a third… maybe the semen anecdote worked for her!
May 27, 2008 at 4:12 pm
Good additions, all of you. Lord Safety, your story cracks me up. I had to explain what #1 meant to two male friends (and a female friend, actually) this weekend. Always a slightly awkward position—but it sounds like your lady friend was grateful to learn something new! Ha.
May 27, 2008 at 11:27 pm
“bankruptcy”
May 27, 2008 at 11:37 pm
Hha, this is great.
May 27, 2008 at 11:50 pm
Hahahahaha. Wow. Thanks for that. I needed a laugh!
May 27, 2008 at 11:54 pm
Do not talk about your nail colection!
May 27, 2008 at 11:56 pm
And “let us be good friends” doesnt seems to be great